|Color||Season||Episodes||Season Premiere||Season Finale|
|Pilot||1||November 12, 1995||November 12, 1995|
|1||13||July 15, 1997||October 7, 1997|
|2||13||January 13, 1998||April 7, 1998|
|3||12||August 15, 1998||October 31, 1998|
|4||15||February 8, 1999||July 24, 1999|
|0||"No Smoking"||David Feiss||November 12, 1995|
|Chicken is taken to the underworld by the Red Guy and it's up to his sister Cow to save him as SuperCow.
Note: aired as a segment of What a Cartoon! Show.
Season 1 (1997)
|1||"Field Trip to Folsom Prison / The Girls' Bathroom / I.M. Weasel: This Bridge Not Weasel Bridge"||Field Trip to Folsom Prison & The Girls' Bathroom: David Feiss||July 15, 1997|
|Field Trip to Folsom Prison: While on a field trip to a local prison, Chicken ends up switching places with one of the convicts.
The Girls' Bathroom: Chicken reluctantly accepts a dare set by Flem and Earl to see what the girls' bathroom at school is like.
I.M. Weasel: This Bridge Not Weasel Bridge: When Weasel is called in to finish a trans-Atlantic bridge from the USA to France, Baboon is utterly frustrated, wanting to finish the bridge himself.
|2||"Supermodel Cow / Part Time Job / I.M. Weasel: I.R. on Sun"||Supermodel Cow & Part Time Job:|
David Feiss and Bill Burnett
|July 22, 1997|
|Supermodel Cow: Cow has her big break when she becomes a supermodel. However, she soon learns that fame doesn't last long.
Part Time Job: Cow gets a part time job at a milk farm in order for her to get a Crabs the Warthog doll. However, when Chicken tries to apply for a part time job, he soon ends up in danger.
I.M. Weasel: I.R. on Sun: When Baboon accepts a trip to be the first baboon on the sun, he goes despite numerous warnings from Weasel, who knows how dangerous the trip will be.
|3||"Alive! / Who Is Supercow? / I.M. Weasel: Deep Sea Tour"||Alive!: David Feiss and Bill Burnett|
Who is Supercow?: Monte Young, Victor Ortado and Larry Huber
|July 29, 1997|
|Alive! A game of "Catch" results in Cow and her cousin, Boneless Chicken getting stuck on the roof of their house.
Who Is Supercow? The Red Guy tries to find out Supercow's real identity.
I.M. Weasel: Deep Sea Tour: Baboon is running his own buisness that takes young children to the bottom of the sea. However, he is in trouble when he goes too deep and breaks the cable that allows the submarine to be pulled to the surface.
|4||"Confused / The Molting Fairy / I.M. Weasel: I.R. Gentlemans"||Confused: David Feiss, Seth MacFarlane and Bill Burnett|
The Molting Fairy: Victor Ortado and Bill Burnett
|August 5, 1997|
|Confused: After making a small mess, Cow and Chicken are sent to a military school, then are sent to sensitivity training.
The Molting Fairy: Chicken wakes up one morning to find that he is molting. He soon uses this to his advantage when he learns that he can get paid for all the feathers he loses.
I.M. Weasel: I.R. Gentlemans: When the Queen of Yurp orders for Weasel to find the next heir to the throne, he quickly finds that it is Baboon. Now Weasel must train the next heir in the art of being a gentleman if he ever wishes to present him to the queen.
|5||"The Ugliest Weenie, Part 1 & 2 / I.M. Weasel: I.R. Big Star"||Bill Burnett||August 12, 1997|
|Part 1: Cow writes a play entitled "The Ugliest Weenie", to which Chicken finds it stupid, but the drama teacher, Mr. Fleur, finds it compelling and turns it into a play. However, Chicken's role in the play leads to love with a French student, and a feud with best friend, Flem.
Part 2: "The Ugliest Weenie" is acted out in full, this time with the leading roles filled in by Cow and Chicken, respectfully. By the end of the act, the stage catches on fire from a freak accident.
I.M. Weasel: I.R. Big Star: When Weasel wins the starring role of a new film that Baboon was after, Baboon steals Weasel's skin, making Weasel unable to show up on set. This leaves Baboon, who is now disguised as Weasel, to take his place...
|6||"Crash Dive! / Happy Meat / I.M. Weasel: The Power of Odor"||Crash Dive!: Vincent Davis|
Happy Meat: Victor Ortado and Bill Burnett
|August 19, 1997|
|Crash Dive!: Chicken floats down stream in his new home-made submarine. However, knowing of a nearby waterfall, Cow attempts to save him.
Happy Meat: Sick and tired of the ketchup-based meals being served at school by Mrs. Barederriere (The Red Guy), Cow and Chicken follow in their grandparents' footsteps and make a food stall that serves meat.
I.M. Weasel: The Power of Odor: When Baboon moves his pig farm into the city's vacant lot, the odor runs the citizens out of town, and they hire Weasel to investigate what is causing the horrible stench.
|7||"School Bully / Time Machine / I.M. Weasel: Ping-Pong at Sea"||School Bully: David Feiss, Greg Emison and Bill Burnett|
Time Machine: David Feiss
|August 26, 1997|
|School Bully: Chicken and Flem help their regular bully, Butch, after he is outshined by a meaner, stronger bully.
Time Machine: Cow and Chicken find a time machine, and decide to travel in time. However, things go wrong when The Red Guy shows up in an attempt to change the course of history for the worse.
I.M. Weasel: Ping-Pong at Sea: When the Women's Naval Auxillary holds a ping-pong tournament for a fund-raiser, their best player is in a freak accident, so Weasel, a ping-pong master who has retired, is called to play. Infuriated, Baboon sneaks in just to have a grand face-off with Weasel... and he sadly succeeds.
|8||"Orthodontic Police / The Cow with Four Eyes / I.M. Weasel: Disease Fiesta"||Orthodontic Police: David Feiss, Bill Burnett and Victor Ortado|
The Cow with Four Eyes!: David Feiss and Bill Burnett
|September 2, 1997|
|Orthodontic Police: Cow and Chicken are given inhumane braces by an Orthodontic Police Officer (The Red Guy). However, they soon learn that they're not the only ones. This episode replaced an episode called "Buffalo Gals" which was banned because it was offensive.
The Cow with Four Eyes: Cow has become the most popular student in school thanks to her new glasses. Jealous of this, Chicken decides to get some as well, leading up to an attempt to destroy a new school dungeon (which was actually a new swimming pool).
I.M. Weasel: Disease Fiesta: When Weasel investigates Athlete's Face, an outlandish disease that causes a foot to grow out of a person's face, Baboon becomes bored, and performs an experiment that creates another disease.
|9||"Cow Instincts… Don't It? / Ballerina Cow / I.M. Weasel: I.R. Plant Life"||Cow's Instincts… Don't It?: Bill Burnett and Seth MacFarlane|
Ballerina Cow: Bill Burnett
|September 9, 1997|
|Cow Instincts, Don't It? Cow believes that she has some form of herding instinct, which leads her to following a postman, ducks, fish and even soldiers!
Ballerina Cow: Cow has started taking up ballet, but due to her weight, she brings the house down (literally)! Fortunately, she finds someone to help her find fame, in the form of homewrecker Mr. Slacksoff (The Red Guy).
I.M. Weasel: I.R. Plant Life: Baboon takes the last specimen of a rare thistle, and nearly kills it. When plant doctor Weasel is called in to investigate, he learns that Baboon has created a type of baboon/plant hybrid, that Baboon has now decided to marry.
|10||"Chicken's First Kiss / Squirt the Daisies / I.M. Weasel: I Am Ambassador"||Chicken's First Kiss & Squirt the Daisies: Richard Pursel and Bill Burnett||September 16, 1997|
|Chicken's First Kiss: After the girls beat the boys in a game of "Girls Chase Boys", Chicken is tormented by the claim that he is in love with a girl named Winey. This leads to Chicken having an anxiety attack over suffering from her "cooties".
Squirt the Daisies: While getting money to play on the arcade machines, Chicken is brought in by The Red Guy to play on a Virtual Reality machine. Games include "Kick the Can," "Duck, Duck, Goose" and Cow's favourite game, "Squirt the Daisies." However, just because these look like pre-school games, doesn't mean that they don't have an extreme twist.(Note: Before he went into the Virtual Reality machine, Chicken was playing an arcade game called Immoral Kombat, which has a resemblance to Mortal Kombat).
I.M. Weasel: I Am Ambassador: Two dudes take a group of beavers as hostages and Weasel must save them.
|11||"Lawnmower Chicken / Cow Loves Piles / I.M. Weasel: Law of Gravity"||Lawnmower Chicken: Richard Pursel|
Cow Loves Piles: Victor Ortado, Bill Burnett and Greg Emison
|September 23, 1997|
|Lawnmower Chicken: Chicken tries to earn extra money by mowing the lawn of Mr. Devlin (The Red Guy).
Cow Loves Piles: Cow is with her family at the fair, where she takes her new doll, Piles the Beaver with her. But when she loses Piles, Cow must chase after and recover him.
I.M. Weasel: Law of Gravity: I.R. destroys the Law of Gravity (literally), stuff that makes all lawyers float (since they are the only ones that understand law).
|12||"Space Cow / The Legend of Sailcat / I.M. Weasel: Happy Baboon Holidays"||Space Cow: David Feiss, Seth MacFarlane and Bill Burnett|
The Legend of Sailcat: David Feiss and Bill Burnett
|September 30, 1997|
|Space Cow: As part of a school assignment, Cow and Chicken write essays on what jobs they want when they're older. Since Cow's essay won, she gets to live her dream as an astronaut, whereas the runner-up, Chicken, works at a supermarket.
The Legend of Sailcat: Chicken, Flem and Earl are camping with Flem's father. After Cow shows up, Flem's Dad sings a story about a legend named Sailcat.
I.M. Weasel: Happy Baboon Holidays: It's Christmas, and I.R.'s family pays a visit, but when they go to Weasel's house instead, I.R. vows to ruin Christmas.
|13||"Headhunting in Oregon / The King & Queen of Cheese / I.M. Weasel: I, Architect"||Headhunting in Oregon: David Feiss, Victor Ortado and Bill Burnett|
The King & Queen of Cheese: David Feiss, Gordon Coulthart and Bill Burnett
|October 7, 1997|
|Headhunting in Oregon: The family head over to Oregon to find a tribe of head-hunters. Eventually, Chicken soon becomes the "hunted", especially when The Red Guy is their leader.
The King & Queen of Cheese: Cow heads over to Cornflake, Arkansas, where she tries to help Larry Lackapants (The Red Guy) become The King and Queen of Cheese.
I.M. Weasel: I, Architect: An accident causes Weasel and I.R. to drop their brains and they become unconscious for a time. The man who finds them gives Weasel I.R.'s brain and I.R. Weasel's brain while they are unconscious.
Season 2 (1998)
|14||"Fluffy the Anaconda / The Laughing Puddle / I.M. Weasel: I.R. Mommy"||Fluffy the Anaconda & The Laughing Puddle: Bill Burnett||January 13, 1998|
|Fluffy the Anaconda: Cow adopts an anaconda, whom proceeds to swallow the entire family.
The Laughing Puddle: Chicken discovers a mysterious puddle that brings people in through laughter.
I.M. Weasel: I.R. Mommy: I.R. finds an abandoned baby and adopts him as his son.
|15||"Pirate Lessons / Halloween with Dead Ghost, Coast to Coast / I.M. Weasel: I.M Deity"||Pirate Lessons: Bill Burnett|
Halloween with Dead Ghost, Coast to Coast: Richard Pursel
|January 20, 1998|
|Pirate Lessons: Capt'n Buttz Pirate (The Red Guy) takes Cow and Chicken aboard to become pirates.
Halloween with Dead Ghost, Coast to Coast: Following advice from Dead Ghost (The Red Guy), Cow and Chicken go trick-or-treating dressed as adults.
I.M. Weasel: I.M Deity: I am Weasel and I.R. Baboon create their own forms of life.
|16||"Tongue Sandwich / Dream Date Chicken / I.M. Weasel: I Am Crybaby"||Tongue Sandwich: Michael Ryan|
Dream Date Chicken: Richard Pursel
|January 27, 1998|
|Tongue Sandwich: A talkative Cow ends up with her tongue escaping after a sneeze. The tongue causes all sorts of mayhem which ends up with the law on his tail.
Dream Date Chicken: After being grounded for throwing a tantrum and back-talking his father, Chicken runs away from home to live the "bachelor lifestyle" of his cousin, Boneless Chicken.
I.M. Weasel: I Am Crybaby: Weasel must relocate the people who suffer from the cronic crybaby syndrome, not knowing that they are the main source of water on the planet.
|17||"Sumo Cow / Comet! / I.M. Weasel: I.R.'s Phantom Foot"||Sumo Cow & Comet!: Steve Marmel||February 3, 1998|
|Sumo Cow: Cow represents the school for sumo wrestling, and Chicken finds some advantage to this.
Comet! Chicken plays a comet prank during a field trip to an observatory. However, he soon realizes that the entire city thinks it's a real comet.
I.M. Weasel: I.R.'s Phantom Foot: I.R. hurts himself while walking up to Weasel's house! Weasel discovers that I.R. has broken his phantom foot! When I.R. goes to see Dr Clearbottom on phantom limbs, this doc's services are at a very high price! Weasel later reveals that it was Clearbottom who dug the hole which injured I.R.'s phantom foot so he can take all his money!
|18||"Dirty Laundry / Grizzly Beaver Safari / I.M. Weasel: Queen of DeNile"||Dirty Laundry: Steve Marmel|
Grizzly Beaver Safari: Richard Pursel
|February 10, 1998|
|Dirty Laundry: The school revamps their newspaper into a television news show with the help of Geraldo Rearviewa (The Red Guy), who uses Chicken to generate scandalous stories.
Grizzly Beaver Safari: Cow and Chicken are in Africa where they encounter wild animals such as the Grizzly Beaver (surely a difficult challenge, even for Supercow).
I.M. Weasel: Queen of DeNile: In ancient Egipt, Weasel and I.R. must save the queen from a huge group of snakes.
|19||"Boneless Kite / Which Came First? / I.M. Weasel: I Are Music Man"||Boneless Kite: Bill Burnett|
Which Came First?: Michael Ryan
|February 17, 1998|
|Boneless Kite: Cow, Chicken and their cousin (Boneless Chicken), Boneless Chicken travel to the Lava Park, where they learn how to fly a kite. Unfortunately, when Baron Von Non-Leiderhosen (The Red Guy) loses his kite, he uses Boneless as one for a Tug O' War contest.
Which Came First? Chicken wakes up one morning and finds an egg underneath him (placed there by The Red Guy). This leads to him dressing up as a girl, as well as going out on a date with Flem and Earl.
I.M. Weasel: I Are Music Man: I.R. competes against Weasel in a music concert.
|20||"Buffalo Gals / Cow and Chicken Reclining / I.M. Weasel: I Am My Lifetime"||Buffalo Gals & Cow and Chicken Reclining:
|February 24, 1998|
|Buffalo Gals: Cow and Chicken's house is invaded by a gang of female bikers who like to literally chew on carpet and invite Cow into a game of softball.|
Note: This episode aired only once on February 24, 1998. It was then banned and replaced with "Orthodontic Police" for all further airings.
Cow and Chicken Reclining: While trying out Dad's lethal chair, both Cow and Chicken end up trapped inside.
I.M. Weasel: I Am My Lifetime: A retired Weasel in the Retirement Home for Cartoon Stars and Baboon in the Retirement Home for Sidekicks (which happens to be I.R.'s trailer) explain their lives to the other cartoon characters.
|21||"Free Inside! / Journey to the Center of Cow / I.M. Weasel: I.R. Pixie Faerie"||Free Inside!: Steve Marmel|
Journey to the Center of Cow: Michael Ryan
|March 3, 1998|
|Free Inside! Chicken receives a credit card (which only has 25 cents worth of credit) inside his cereal, however, he and Cow are both stalked by The Red Guy over the fee they have to pay after purchasing some gum.
Journey to the Center of Cow: While trying out the Pork Butt catapult, Chicken ends up being consumed by his little sister Cow. Can Dr. Bottoms (The Red Guy) save him?
I.M. Weasel: I.R. Pixie Faerie: Big Red tells a fairy tale about little Baboon and Weasel pixie faeries that live inside a kitchen sponge.
|22||"The Karate Chick / Yard Sale / I.M. Weasel: I.R. Ice Fisher"||The Karate Chick: Steve Marmel|
Yard Sale: Michael Ryan
|March 10, 1998|
|The Karate Chick: Chicken takes up karate lessons in order to get back at a school bully.
Yard Sale: A simple yard sale leads to Cow and Chicken attempting to win back their lawn, which The Red Guy purchased.
I.M. Weasel: I.R. Ice Fisher: Weasel and I.R. try some ice fishing in the artic.
|23||"Meet Lance Sackless / Who's Afraid of the Dark? / I.M. Weasel: I.R. Role Model"||Meet Lance Sackless: Steve Marmel|
Who's Afraid of the Dark?: Michael Ryan
|March 17, 1998|
|Meet Lance Sackless: Cow and Chicken attempt to get their home video sent to a big TV show in Canada, hosted by Lance Sackless (The Red Guy).
Who's Afraid of the Dark? Mom and Dad are worried about their children when they say they're not scared of the dark. So, they hire a scared Dr. Laxslax (The Red Guy) to solve the problem.
I.M. Weasel: I.R. Role Model: I Am Weasel saves a woman from a fire, but everyone thinks I.R. did it and Weasel actually started the fire.
|24||"The Bad News Plastic Surgeons / The Exchange Stüdent / I.M. Weasel: I.R. in Wrong Cartoon"||The Bad News Plastic Surgeons & The Exchange Stüdent Michael Ryan||March 24, 1998|
|The Bad News Plastic Surgeons: Cow and Chicken represent the school for Plastic Surgery, with Dr. Hiney (The Red Guy) under their wing. Can they win the championship for the school, especially with the weakness of making a photo-realistic beaver?
The Exchange Stüdent: A student from a nearby town, Slappy McCracken, visits the school, and develops a friendship with Cow. Can they help stop his homeland from fighting each other with cheese?
I.M. Weasel: I.R. in Wrong Cartoon: Cow selfishly wants Weasel for herself so she fishes him out of the tv with a pie! But I.R. becomes very lonely without Weasel.
|25||"Child Star / Perpetual Energy / I.M. Weasel: My Friend the Smart Banana"||Child Star & Perpetual Energy: Steve Marmel||March 31, 1998|
|Child Star: Cow takes the starring role in Ivan Panced's (The Red Guy's) new movie, "Pretty Little Girl".
Perpetual Energy: Cow and Chicken unwittingly create perpetual energy through spilling a junior chemistry set. This leads Rear Admiral Floyd (The Red Guy) to a get-rich scheme.
I.M. Weasel: My Friend the Smart Banana: While working at a supermarket, Weasel meets a smart banana with the ability to speak.
|26||"Bad Chicken / Stay Awake / I.M. Weasel: I.R. Wild Baboon"||Bad Chicken: Steve Marmel|
Stay Awake: Michael Ryan
|April 7, 1998|
|Bad Chicken: After Cow and Chicken tamper with the school photocopier, The Copy Fairy (the Red Guy) makes an evil version of Chicken through one of his copies. Evil Chicken soon runs rampant and it becomes up to Cow and Chicken to stop him and clear Chicken's name.
Stay Awake: Chicken ends up being hyperactive and having insomnia after consuming some caffeinated cereal. Can Cow find a cure that can get him to sleep?
I.M. Weasel: I.R. Wild Baboon: Weasel investigates the strange habits of I.R., who keeps changing his habitat due to unknown reasons.
Season 3 (1998)
|27||"Can Cow Come Out and Play? / Horn Envy / I.M. Weasel: Time Weasel"||Can Cow Come Out and Play?: David Feiss and Steve Marmel|
Horn Envy: David Feiss and Michael Ryan
|August 15, 1998|
|Can Cow Come Out and Play?: The Red Guy notices Cow has Crabs the Warthog, whereas he has the matching dollhouse. However, he tries to ask Mom if he can play with Cow, but "not if he was the last man on Earth." And so, in order to prove it, he attempts to lure the entire world's population (excluding Cow) into a free trailer.
Horn Envy: Cow is in love with a male student at school. However, she tries opening his heart to her by making bigger and better horns than the tiny ones she has got.
I.M. Weasel: Time Weasel: Weasel creates a time machine that I.R. uses to go back in time, but Weasel discovers that I.R. is destined to solve all kinds of problems at certain periods.
|28||"Goin' My Way? / The Babysitter / I.M. Weasel: The Hole"||Goin' My Way?: David Feiss and Michael Ryan|
The Babysitter: Steve Marmel
|August 22, 1998|
|Goin' My Way? Mom and Dad pick up, and then adopt a hitch-hiker in the form of The Red Guy, much to the disappointment of Cow and Chicken.
The Babysitter: Mom and Dad have got to go out, leaving Cow to babysit Chicken, much to his disappointment.
I.M. Weasel: The Hole: Weasel comes to investigate the world's largest hole, the same hole I.R. tries to fill with cement.
|29||"Cow Fly / Where Am I? / I.M. Weasel: I Stand Corrected"||Cow Fly & Where Am I?: David Feiss and Michael Ryan||August 29, 1998|
|Cow Fly: Cow avoids boredom by making friends with a fly, much to the annoyance of Chicken.
Where Am I? While on her way back inside for lunch, Cow ends up getting lost in the garden, and starts to rely on survival instincts.
I.M. Weasel: I Stand Corrected: Weasel and I.R. are sent to a correctional institution where everyone is forced to wear stupid corrective devices.
|30||"Sergeant Weenie Arms / Sow and Chicken / I.M. Weasel: I Am Bush Pilot"||Sergeant Weenie Arms: Maxwell Atoms|
Sow and Chicken: Sherri Schrader
|September 5, 1998|
|Sergeant Weenie Arms: Chicken, Flem and Earl are trained by action figure, Sergeant Weenie Arms, to become weenie marines like him.
Sow and Chicken: Cow and Chicken's anarchic cousin, Sow, comes over for a visit. However, when she goes to school, Cow ends up taking the blame for Sow's misguided actions.
I.M. Weasel: I Am Bush Pilot: Weasel is the captain of his own commercial plane, and must take a bunch of people up a river with I.R. as his co-pilot.
|31||"Me an' My Dog / Cow's Dream Catcher / I.M. Weasel: Dessert Island"||Me an' My Dog: Pilar Feiss and Michael Ryan|
Cow's Dream Catcher: David Feiss and Steve Marmel
|September 12, 1998|
|Me an' My Dog: Cow adopts an invisible dog as a pet.
Cow's Dream Catcher: A night in the treehouse turns into a nightmare for Chicken, Flem and Earl when they break Cow's dream catcher.
I.M. Weasel: Dessert Island: Weasel and Baboon end up on a "Dessert island", an island made mostly out of sweets.
|32||"Grandma at the Mall / Chicken in the Bathroom / I.M. Weasel: Unsinkable I.R."||Grandma at the Mall: David Feiss and Michael Ryan|
Chicken in the Bathroom: Jeff Kwitney
|September 19, 1998|
|Grandma at the Mall: Grandmama takes Cow and Chicken over to a mall, where they attempt to find a Grampa. But while this old timer is blind as a bat, Chicken uses this to his advantage in order to spend time with best buddies, Flem and Earl.
Chicken in the Bathroom: Chicken hates taking a bath, so he decides to waste his time. However, Cow, Mom and Dad are all desperate to go to the toilet, and attempt to persuade Chicken to take his bath.
I.M. Weasel: Unsinkable I.R.: I.R. is captain of his own ship, until it bumps an iceberg and it starts sinking.
|33||"Chickens Don't Fly / P.E. / I.M. Weasel: I Am Vampire"||Chickens Don't Fly: Gary Wilson|
P.E.: David Feiss and Steve Marmel
|September 26, 1998|
|Chickens Don't Fly: While waiting to board a plane for his and Cow's holidays to Brunei, Chicken suddenly has a fear of flying.
P.E. Chicken, Flem and Earl are attending their first day of Junior High School, where in P.E, they play dodgeball. However, whilst they're in the showers, their clothes are stolen. Can the boys evade public embarrassment while being nude?
I.M. Weasel: I Am Vampire: Weasel and Baboon are a pair of friendly vampires who drink only canned blood and are just looking for a fun night on the town in Pantsylvania. But someone should try telling that to the vampire hunter Dr. von Smellstein, who's out to get our heroes!
|34||"Playin' Hooky / Chicken Lips / I.M. Weasel: Honey, I Are Home"||Playin' Hooky: David Feiss and Steve Marmel|
Chicken Lips: Gary Wilson
|October 3, 1998|
|Playin' Hooky: Realizing that he has failed to study for a math test, Chicken pretends he is sick, and tries anything to prove it to Mom and Dad. When he is found out, he is sent back to school, only to realise that the math teacher has fallen ill and the test was subsequently replaced by a Chocolate test, which the class thoroughly enjoyed.
Chicken Lips: Unlike Cow, Chicken can't whistle, and he tries to get lessons from Professor Hineybottom (The Red Guy).
I.M. Weasel: Honey, I Are Home: I.R. is jealous of his neighbor Weasel because he has a better wife, kids, job and house than him.
|35||"The Day I Was Born / Factory Follies / I.M. Weasel: Drivers Sped"||The Day I Was Born: David Feiss and Michael Ryan|
Factory Follies: Vincent Davis, Sami Rank and Michael Ryan
|October 10, 1998|
|The Day I Was Born: Cow attempts to learn about the day she was born, despite mixed views and opinions.
Factory Follies: The Red Guy works as a slave-driving boss of a factory. However, when he tries to celebrate his birthday, his employees don't come, so he decides to liven things up for himself.
I.M. Weasel: Drivers Sped: I.R. takes a driving test and Weasel is his teacher! I.R. drives through the city "Miami Vice"-style and wrecks it in the process, therefore failing the test! But Weasel later finds out that I.R. was coming to get a poetic license since he made a lot of rhymes during the driving test!
|36||"101 Useless Uses for Cow and Chicken / Intelligent Life? / I.M. Weasel: Tree Story"||101 Useless Uses for Cow and Chicken & Intelligent Life?: David Feiss and Michael Ryan||October 17, 1998|
|101 Useless Uses for Cow and Chicken: After playing with a price tagging gun at a supermarket, Cow and Chicken are purchased by The Red Guy. But the question is, what can he do with them?
Intelligent Life? Using a home-made rocket, Cow travels to a distant planet, where she meets up with the Red Guy, who claims to be an alien. And so, she takes him back to Earth, where he claims that the solution to the World's problems lie in puppets.
I.M. Weasel: Tree Story: The trees decide to rebel against humans.
|37||"Be Careful What You Wish for / Lost at Sea / I.M. Weasel: I.R. Do"||Be Careful What You Wish for: Steve Marmel|
Lost at Sea: David Feiss and Michael Ryan
|October 24, 1998|
|Be Careful What You Wish for: Chicken's wish for Cow to shut up comes true. But when he is run over by a truck, he regrets it after being sentenced to fifty years in prison for jay-walking (although the truck driver was at fault) when Cow refuses to clear his name.
Lost at Sea: Flem and Earl wake up naked and stranded in the ocean. They remember the great moments and dreams they've had together, even with help from The Red Guy.
I.M. Weasel: I.R. Do: I.R. Baboon marries a hyena.
|38||"Night of the Ed! / Cow's Pies / I.M. Weasel: I Are Good Dog"||Night of the Ed!: David Feiss and Michael Ryan|
Cow's Pie: Genndy Tartakovsky
|October 31, 1998|
|Night of the Ed! The family have a new pet in the form of a jackal named Ed. However, knowing how wild this animal is, can Cow and Chicken tame it?
Cow's Pies: Cow tries to persuade Chicken to eat her newly-baked pie.
I.M. Weasel: I Are Good Dog: A kid adopts Weasel and I.R. as his pet dogs.
Season 4 (1999)
Episodes 40–44 were shown as part of a special promotion called "Smelly Telly", where viewers could use scratch and sniff cards to smell certain odors at different parts of the episodes, as instructed on screen.
|39||"Invisible Cow / Monster in the Closet / I.M. Weasel: I Am Hairstylist"||Invisible Cow & Monster in the Closet: David Feiss and Michael Ryan||February 8, 1999|
|Invisible Cow: After being sold an invisibility potion by The Red Guy, Cow really believes she is invisible, despite not drinking it. She goes on to cause trouble, in which she, somehow, gets away with.
Monster in the Closet: Cow befriends a scary looking monster that lives in her bedroom closet.
I.M. Weasel: I Am Hairstylist: Weasel is a talented hairstylist, while I.R. has an awful job doing toes. And things don't look really good when the Hair-Police try to book them up!
|40||"Chachi, the Chewing Gum Seal / Black Sheep of the Family / I.M. Weasel: Enemy Camp"||Chachi, the Chewing Gum Seal: Maxwell Atoms|
Black Sheep of the Family: David Feiss and Michael Ryan
|April 26, 1999|
|Chachi, the Chewing Gum Seal: In order to prove to Chicken that she is artistic, Cow creates a seal out of chewing gum. Eventually, she wishes that her work of art, affectionally named Chachi, could live, which soon becomes a reality (and then a nightmare when the seal badmouths Cow).
Black Sheep of the Family: Cow and Chicken's cousin, Black Sheep (who lives up to both sides of his name) has come over for a visit. However, this is a problem for Mom and Dad, who both run away for the duration of his visit.
I.M. Weasel: Enemy Camp: Weasel and I.R. remember the days in which they were good friends, until they were sent to an Enemy Camp.
|41||"The Big Move / Cow's Magic Blanket / I.M. Weasel: I.R. Ghost"||The Big Move & Cow's Magic Blanket: David Feiss and Michael Ryan||April 27, 1999|
|The Big Move: Cow and Chicken are moving home, and remember the great moments they've had at their old house.
Cow's Magic Blanket: Cow still has a security blanket (which happens to be Supercow's cape). But Chicken objects to her still carrying around such an item at her age, which leads to it being thrown out on the way to school. However, while Cow's depressed, the principal (The Red Guy) decides to torment Flem and Earl. Can Chicken retrieve the blanket that was thrown out?
I.M. Weasel: I.R. Ghost: Weasel and Baboon are ghosts, assigned to haunt the house of a washed-up movie starlet (played by the Red Guy). But Baboon keeps goofing up, and even Weasel is finding the starlet a hard scare.
|42||"Cow's Toys / I Scream, Man / I.M. Weasel: I Am Gladiator"||Cow's Toys: Steve Marmel and Michael Ryan|
I Scream, Man: Gary Wilson
|April 28, 1999|
|Cow's Toys: Cow's favorite toys, Crabs the Warthog, Piles the Beaver and Manure the Bear, make their escape out of the house on their own quest: to find "Maiden Hong Kong."
I Scream, Man: It's coming up to Arbor Day, and Cow and Chicken are wanting some Ice Cream. Expect a paranoid Ice Cream man (The Red Guy) and an Arbor Day pig who suffers psychological torture from his countdown.
I.M. Weasel: I Am Gladiator: Back in Roman times, Weasel and I.R. battle each other as gladiators.
|43||"Cloud Nine / Send in the Clowns / I.M. Weasel: Revolutionary Weasel"||Cloud Nine: Scott Morse|
Send in the Clowns: Fred Belford and David Feiss
|April 29, 1999|
|Cloud Nine: Chicken wants to ride on a kiddie's jet stationed outside a hardware store, but when he gets the money from Cow, it gets taken away. Can he get a chance to ride this jet?
Send in the Clowns: Dad can't get along with his new neighbors, who happen to be clowns. However, Cow falls in love with the clown son, especially when they go to the same school.
I.M. Weasel: Revolutionary Weasel: Weasel and I.R. tell their grandsons how they influenced U.S. history.
|44||"Major Wedgie / The Loneliest Cow / I.M. Weasel: Dream Weasel"||Major Wedgie & The Loneliest Cow: David Feiss and Michael Ryan||April 30, 1999|
|Major Wedgie: Mom and Dad tell Cow and Chicken how they first met. This involves boot camp and a grumpy superior named Major Wedgie (The Red Guy).
The Loneliest Cow: In an effort to escape loneliness, Cow befriends an orange tree stationed in the back garden, much to Chicken's disgust.
Dream Weasel: Weasel has created a machine giving dreams to the dreamless.
|45||"Professor Longhorn Steer / A Couple of Skating Fools / I.M. Weasel: He Said, He Said"||Professor Longhorn Steer: Michael Ryan and David Feiss|
A Couple of Skating Fools: David Feiss and Michael Ryan
|May 3, 1999|
|Professor Longhorn Steer: In order to prove to Cow and Chicken that the Earth is flat, Dad brings in his brother, Professor Longhorn Steer, to teach them proper education.
A Couple of Skating Fools: Chicken and Earl compete against Flem and the Red Guy in a figure skating contest. Unfortunately, when Earl is left injured, Chicken tries to find another way to win.
I.M. Weasel: He Said, He Said: Weasel tells his story to psychiatrist Sigmund Fraud about his mishaps with I.R., at the same time I.R. is telling his own mishaps with Weasel in the room next door.
|46||"The Full Mounty / Mall Cop / I.M. Weasel: I Am Clichéd"||The Full Mounty: David Feiss and Michael Ryan|
Mall Cop: Nora Johnson and Steve Marmel
|May 4, 1999|
|The Full Mounty: It's "Bring Your Kid to Work" Day, and Cow and Chicken are with Dad at his office. However, A Canadian Mounty (The Red Guy), constantly stalks the siblings around the entire building.
Mall Cop: Shopping at the mall becomes a problem for Cow when she and Chicken are pursued by a Mall Cop (The Red Guy) for supposed shoplifting.
I.M. Weasel: I Am Clichéd: The director of Weasel and I.R.'s cartoons does nothing but steal old clichés from classic cartoons.
|47||"Snail Boy / The Penalty Wheel / I.M. Weasel: The Magnificent Motorbikini"||Snail Boy & The Penalty Wheel: David Feiss and Michael Ryan||May 5, 1999|
|Snail Boy: Cow and Chicken's cousin, Snail Boy is coming to their school. However, he has proven to humiliate them in some ways, such as becoming a model for figure drawing.
The Penalty Wheel: Cow, Chicken, Flem and Earl are all competing in a game show called You Ben Panced? hosted by Benjamin Panced (The Red Guy). However, the challenges are virtually impossible to complete in such a short period of time, resulting in the losers spinning the penalty wheel. How will Cow's alter-ego, Supercow play into this?
I.M. Weasel: The Magnificent Motorbikini: Weasel & Baboon try out Weasel's latest invention: The Magnificient Motorbikini! But the Motorbikini doesn't have any brakes.
|48||"Chicken's Fairy Tale / Magic Chicken / I.M. Weasel: I Am Whale Captain"||Chicken's Fairy Tale & Magic Chicken: David Feiss and Michael Ryan||May 6, 1999|
|Chicken's Fairy Tale: Chicken, Flem and Earl find a beanstalk in the back garden, and it soon follows a story in the style of Jack and the Beanstalk.
Magic Chicken: Chicken hosts a magic show in front of his friends and family. However, it soon becomes no laughing matter when he makes Cow's Udder disappear, which ends up on The Red Guy.
I.M. Weasel: I Am Whale Captain: Weasel the Whale Captain is looking for the giant squid.
|49||"Cow's Horse / Red Butler / I.M. Weasel: The Sackless Games"||Cow's Horse & Red Butler: David Feiss and Michael Ryan||June 18, 1999|
|Cow's Horse: Cow adopts a horse named Blackie, much to the disapproval of Chicken, Mom and Dad.
Red Butler: A butler named Hiney (The Red Guy) comes over to serve Cow and Chicken, even in school time.
I.M. Weasel: The Sackless Games: Weasel & Baboon join Red Guy's version of the Olympics: The Sackless Games!
|50||"Cow's A Beauty / Piano Lessons / I.M. Weasel: The Baboon's Paw"||Cow's A Beauty & Piano Lessons: David Feiss and Michael Ryan||June 18, 1999|
|Cow's A Beauty: The Red Guy attempts to enter Cow into a beauty pageant.
Piano Lessons: The Red Guy teaches Cow and Chicken piano lessons, in the hopes that they perform well to a sell-out audience.
I.M. Weasel: The Baboon's Paw: I.R. discovers that he has magical paws that grant awful wishes.
|51||"Duck, Duck, Chicken / The Great Pantzini / I.M. Weasel: Who Rubbed Out Cow and Chicken?"||Duck, Duck Chicken!: David Feiss and Steve Marmel|
The Great Pantzini: David Feiss and Michael Ryan
|June 30, 1999|
|Duck, Duck, Chicken: Dr. Hiney (The Red Guy) gives Chicken surgery, transforming him into a duck. Can Mom and Dad win the lawsuit?
The Great Pantzini: Cow and Chicken are sent to join the Great Pantzini (the Red Guy)'s circus. He originally has Cow as a trapeze artist, and Chicken as a fire eater, but then settles to have them in as clowns.
I.M. Weasel: Who Rubbed Out Cow and Chicken?: Weasel and I.R. investigate the crime of who is erasing the characters from Cow & Chicken.
|52||"The Cow and Chicken Blues / The Ballad of Cow and Chicken / I.M. Weasel: I Are Good Salesman"||The Cow and Chicken Blues & The Ballad of Cow and Chicken: David Feiss and Michael Ryan||July 24, 1999|
|The Cow and Chicken Blues: Cow and Chicken are feeling down, and visit their next door neighbor, who happens to be a famous Blues Musician. And through song, he tells them a wild tale.
The Ballad of Cow and Chicken: Teacher, Flem and Earl sing a ballad, which involves Cow and Chicken being pursued by the Red Guy.
I.M. Weasel: I Are Good Salesman: Baboon sells fire door to door. Red follows him selling fire extinguishers. It's all part of an elaborate scam. Weasel must stop them!